Before you jump to fake conclusions, no, I'm telling you now, it is totes not cool-mint mouthwash. It is an i m m o r t a l i  t y    s p e l l . And it's very valuable. But I warn you, value means cost, cost means both HIGH PRICE, as well as danger. Be warned, those who drink from the chalice of immortality shall know only pain, although they might have the strength to overcome it. Welp, that's all, enjoy!